Old Myspace Post

I posted this bulletin called " ******** is soooo stupid!!!" in 2007...I really posted this. (Name has been removed for the protection of the person.) But, it's soooo funny because they're all true stories!!!!!

reason number 1: she just gagged from smelling her own armpits

reason number 2: she told me to tell people that

reason number 3: story time- someone left her a myspace message earlier today and they used a word she did not know the definition of. So, a few minutes ago, says to me, "What does 'integration' mean?" I tell her, "I don't know. Why?" and she said, "Cause someone messageded me and said 'dude it's been like 5 or 6 years..you're gonna be a senior right? INTEGRATION!' but i don't know what it means." So I go to dictionary.com to find the definition. I read to her, "an act or instance of integrating a racial, religious, or ethnic group." So she said, "that doesn't make any sense...wait, how did you spell it? cause I remember how he spelled it: i-n-t-e-r-r-o-g-a-t-i-o-n." HAHAHAHA....i laughed pretty hard.

reason number 4: she thinks that instead boobie traps and cock roaches we should have cock traps and boob roaches

reason number 5: she thinks that she is unable to sign her name on paper be cause her ankle is sprained. ......? ya got me with that one..

reason number 6: she just drooled and is now crying and hyperventilating because i just read this aloud...and she knows it's all true.

reason number 7: when she was 12 years old, she peed in a red chair cause she laughed so hard

reason number 8: she's about to do it again

reason number 9: last christmas, she tried return a scarf cause she said it was too tight

reason number 10: the other day she asked why Asia got to be a country, but the United States had to be continent...? yeah that one's got me too..

reason number 11: a few weeks ago, her mom asked her to get the cookies out of the oven, and ran into the kitchen when she heard her scream. Her mom asked her what was wrong, and she was crying on the floor saying she burnt herself...her mom suddenly realized she had tried to use her bare hand to take the cookies out.



these are all true stories..and there's like 1000 more.






WOW....good times, good times.

Spring 2011 Class Schedule

Tuesdays and Thursdays
9:30am-10:45am: Business Writing (3 hours)
11:00am-12:15pm: Business & Economic Statistics I (3 hours)
12:30pm-1:45pm: Principles of Macroeconomics (3 hours)
2:00pm-3:15pm: Principles of Accounting II (3 hours)
3:30pm-4:45pm: Principles of Marketing (3 hours)

Online
CIS-Computing Effectiveness (3 hours)

Total Hours: 18

Yayy, I'm excited :):):)

SOOO can't wait!!

Okay, so...It's Monday, and I have about four more classes left today...

Tomorrow is Tuesday, and I only have one class before THANKSGIVING BREAK!!! I am so ready for a break and to go home!!!....

Wednesday and Thursday, I'm going to be at my mom's house for the holiday :):) ...

Friday, I'm going back home...

Saturday and Sunday is the OPEN HOUSE for my mom's brand new Hot Asana Yoga Studio & Boutique www.hotasanastudio.com where I will soon be working!!!

Then I have about one week of classes before Winter Break!!! Oh man...soooo excited!!

Next semester, I will be studying in my new major, on a fast-track (or, normal track) to graduation. I'm also hoping to be cast in the show I just auditioned for, which will be in February... :):)

I like change.  I think this will be a good one.

Anyways, time for Intro to World Music :P

Psalm 23:6

"Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever" Psalm 23:6


I went to my mom's church on Sunday, and it is my favorite church ever. Unfortunately, I don't always get to go because it is not in either town I live in. But I go when I can, and this past week was the end of a six-week series on Psalm 23 (one week for each verse).  


This semester at school has been...a whirlwind, I suppose...in many different ways.  Obviously, I've heard this verse a thousand times, but it never really meant anything until Sunday. It has stuck with me, sort of as a ray of hope, and an assurance that everything is going to be alright. (Just like the full, entire rainbow I saw on the way home last week :)

Fall Break

Woot woot! I'm officially on Fall Break, and it is NICE! I'm home (duh), and even though I am going to work, it's nice to have time to chill with my family <3

Today was especially awesome because I got to visit the choirs at Pinecrest :) Hearing them sing today reminded me of how my passion for music began...Being in those choirs in high school is the reason I am so in love with music now.

On another note (no pun intended), I am trying to start things with the band. I got my demo (finally!!!) but I cannot put it on Myspace yet (www.myspace.com/codamuse) because the copyrights are not finished.  BUT, I really want to get back into the studio ASAP, so I have been working on some new songs, and am hoping to get together with some other musicians soon :) Oh man, I'm excited. (I will also be getting back in the same studio soon for my brother's song....it is amazing! He is a lyrical genius, in my opinion. He wants me to do back-up vocals :D)

Soooo...whirlwind analyses has settled into a nice break. Ya know, I really love my life <3