Old Myspace Post

I posted this bulletin called " ******** is soooo stupid!!!" in 2007...I really posted this. (Name has been removed for the protection of the person.) But, it's soooo funny because they're all true stories!!!!!

reason number 1: she just gagged from smelling her own armpits

reason number 2: she told me to tell people that

reason number 3: story time- someone left her a myspace message earlier today and they used a word she did not know the definition of. So, a few minutes ago, says to me, "What does 'integration' mean?" I tell her, "I don't know. Why?" and she said, "Cause someone messageded me and said 'dude it's been like 5 or 6 years..you're gonna be a senior right? INTEGRATION!' but i don't know what it means." So I go to dictionary.com to find the definition. I read to her, "an act or instance of integrating a racial, religious, or ethnic group." So she said, "that doesn't make any sense...wait, how did you spell it? cause I remember how he spelled it: i-n-t-e-r-r-o-g-a-t-i-o-n." HAHAHAHA....i laughed pretty hard.

reason number 4: she thinks that instead boobie traps and cock roaches we should have cock traps and boob roaches

reason number 5: she thinks that she is unable to sign her name on paper be cause her ankle is sprained. ......? ya got me with that one..

reason number 6: she just drooled and is now crying and hyperventilating because i just read this aloud...and she knows it's all true.

reason number 7: when she was 12 years old, she peed in a red chair cause she laughed so hard

reason number 8: she's about to do it again

reason number 9: last christmas, she tried return a scarf cause she said it was too tight

reason number 10: the other day she asked why Asia got to be a country, but the United States had to be continent...? yeah that one's got me too..

reason number 11: a few weeks ago, her mom asked her to get the cookies out of the oven, and ran into the kitchen when she heard her scream. Her mom asked her what was wrong, and she was crying on the floor saying she burnt herself...her mom suddenly realized she had tried to use her bare hand to take the cookies out.



these are all true stories..and there's like 1000 more.






WOW....good times, good times.